God speaks through alarm clocks...

and eyeglasses.

Before I dive in, I must clarify a few things for some of my new followers who found me on Facebook. While I love your Facebook likes and comments, I would be thrilled if you would tap the heart icon at the bottom of this chat and leave a comment if you feel so inspired. That really helps my work here on Substack—thank you!

I was in second grade. We l…